mardi, mai 30, 2006

THX: THE MOVIE EXPERIENCE

Okay, here's a superior idea that will make all of my other ideas obsolete. What if Hollywood simply did a movie dedicated to the THX sound. You know the one I'm talking about... the one at the beginning of the movie that goes "beeeeeeeeooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh" I'm talking mega millions on this idea, because everyone gets all tingly anyway when they hear that sound, so why not cash in on the rush people would get when listening to a three hour epic adventure that goes through every arpeggiation of the THX sound, perhaps changes keys a few times, uses different beats. For example...

Samba THX "Be be ow ow be bebe ow ow be bebe ow ow be bebe ow ow be (whistles and horns)..."

Disco THX "Be de de Ow de de Be de de Ow de de Be de de Ow de de AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (dramatic drum chorus) Be de de ow de de be de de ow de de BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY be de de ow de de..."

Porn Soundtrack THX "BEEOOOOWWWW chacka chacka, ting ting, chacka chaka, BEWWOOOOW WOWW chacka chacka, ting ting chacka chacka

Industrial THX "actual THX sound is obliterated by the heavy drum beats and bass riffs"

Phillip Glass THX "As THX plays in the background, something by Allen Ginsberg is read backwards as the tone is changed repeatedly. End effect should lead the audience to realize that they are destroying the world with their negative energy i.e. Plutonium Ode."

I think this is a blockbuster idea here. I'm ready to cash in on the THX experience, are you?

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