Welcome Back!

"Oh hi... Um... I'm back."

"AFTER A TWO MONTH HIATUS?!"

"Well, yeah... I've been busy"

"DOING WHAT? WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR LIKE TWO MONTHS AND WE'VE REALLY HAD TO PEE BUT WE COULDN'T TEAR OURSELVES AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER BECAUSE WE JUST KEPT HITTING THE REFRESH BUTTON ON THE SCREEN HOPING BEYOND HOPE THAT YOU'D POST AGAIN SO WE COULD GO PEE!"

"Great, thanks, I really do appreciate your faith in my eventual return to the blog world, but I have one question."

"WHAT IS IT!"

"Um... why are you yelling so much?"

"BECAUSE I REALLY HAVE TO PEE AND WHEN I'VE BEEN HOLDING IT IN FOR TWO MONTHS I JUST START YELLING!"

"Oh. Well... that explains it then."

"YES IT DOES!"

"Hey... you know you can go pee now..."

"THANK YOU... I THINK I WILL!"

(sound of running and door slamming)

So if this represents you... and I sincerely hope it doesn't because that would be extremely disturbing... thank you for your patience, and expect multiple posts over the next few days as I not only try to post my thoughts on the last few months, update y'all on my progress as "Andrew Anderson, M.A. Candidate," and transcribe some of my latest poetry.

But while you're waiting... I really think you should go pee now. Your kidneys will thank you.

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